Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

paraxanthine

a derivative of xanthine with 2 methyl groups replacing it. It is structurally similar to theobromine and caffeine, just the difference of methyl groups.

Caffeine is changed to 84% paraxanthine, 12% theobromine and 4% theophylline.

by chemguide August 10, 2019

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'

"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"

by jt28 October 22, 2007

paradigmosis

A condition with similar symptoms as bipolar disorder resulting from living in, but not fitting in with a society that makes little to no sense. Sufferers of paradigmosis often become activists or anarchists.

My symptoms of paradigmosis started around the age of 2.

by Ferugualatin February 23, 2009

para-eponym

A regular eponym is something named after a person, such as nehru jacket, boycott, volt, bloomer, gerrymander and quisling. A para-eponym is something named after a variation on a person's name, and can be a noun, adjective or verb.

Two para-eponyms are Count Chocula (from Count Dracula) cereal and Cherry Garcia (from Jerry Garcia, a musician favorite of Ben and Jerry) ice cream.

by gm2l June 21, 2010

parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

parabolem

a problem having to do with a parabola

wow, that equation is a real parabolem!

by recklessdreamer27 September 26, 2010