Paraxoxal 

A term used by the exquisite winemakers of the world to describe a wine that comes form a unique branch, often saved and preserved for the most special of ocasions.

No, don't open the 1967 Mignon, that's from the French Paraxoxal collection.

Paraxoxal by Podgoriile Burciulescu April 9, 2022

paradoxataur 

This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.

paradoxataur: hi I'm a smart blond who doesn't have a boyfriend and isn't crazy.

paradoxataur by Nick brewer April 23, 2008

Paradoxology 

Paradoxology is two word's put together 1.paradox and 2.doxology 1. Means, absurd at first instance but has meaning upon reflection. & 2. Means, a form of praise to the God's/God.

Paradoxology is the official name of "the flip-syde ass inc & kinetic in red" uncertified religion with 10,000+ followers under the web address of klink.link

Paradoxology by Bryn Benn April 9, 2019

Paradoxasaur 

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

Paradoxasaur by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008

paradoxashit 

Taking a dump on your own chest.

It is near impossible.

Jet Lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.

1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."

2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*

*long silence*

Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.

paradoxashit by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009

Paramoral

When a certain act is not in accordance with morality, but neither is it wholly immoral, i.e morally gray

Making out with someone who's engaged, even though you're single, is Paramoral behaviour

Paramoral by NothingToLose July 6, 2009

Paradoxial Hipster 

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

Paradoxial Hipster by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011