The Grandfather Paradox

The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.
Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023
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The Cringe Paradox

A paradox in which the use of the word cringe is, in essence, cringe, thus creating an endless cycle of cringe.
Guy 1: That's cringe.
Guy 2: Using cringe is cringe dude.
Guy 3: Ah yes, the Cringe Paradox in action.
by cringecringecringe January 05, 2022
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Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.
Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 06, 2019
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Sathyaprabha’s paradox

When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.
Today my friend cited Sathyaprabha’s paradox to defend her thesis.
by prandtlstokes November 05, 2021
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The Mom Paradox

When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.

You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.

Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
by Guulagg February 22, 2022
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Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.
Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)
by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021
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Smile Paradox

Ughh Smile Paradox is a stupid mistake

Ehhh Jake you are a Smile Paradox
by Smile Paradox January 17, 2021
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