Pansexuality is some made-up BS that people need to use to feel special because bisexual simply isn't enough.
This is most commonly used upon those who believe there are 245,740,545,076 or so genders.
In reality, "pansexual" is just a fancy name for bisexual.
This is most commonly used upon those who believe there are 245,740,545,076 or so genders.
In reality, "pansexual" is just a fancy name for bisexual.
Alexa: I'm pansexual!
Jared: What's that mean?
Alexa: It means I love ALL genders!
Jared: All.. 2 genders?
Alexa: No, there's more! Like stargender, omnigender, treegender-
Jared: None of those exist.
Alexa: *disgusted, blocking Jared on every kind of social media as we speak*
Jared: What's that mean?
Alexa: It means I love ALL genders!
Jared: All.. 2 genders?
Alexa: No, there's more! Like stargender, omnigender, treegender-
Jared: None of those exist.
Alexa: *disgusted, blocking Jared on every kind of social media as we speak*
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I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
by TheGoyWonder September 23, 2016
Get the pansexual mug.1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.
1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.
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*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.
Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?
Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?
Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
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