Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.
*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.
Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?
Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?
Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 16, 2015