panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

PANK

is a word for Pot. non-alums of Strath Haven High School probably don't know this word in this usage but don't be afraid to use it.

Also used as a verb - to pank - to get high

- pank'd = high etc.

you get the idea

Yo man you get that pank?

Yeah lets go get pank'd

Sheeet man that was sick pank, let's go grab a tub of rita's and house it

FUCK... YES!

by BubbleGumGangster August 28, 2010

pank pank

a word that is used to describe sexual activity

Meagan got some pank pank last night after her date with Freddy.

by MaryCourtAdrienMeagan January 12, 2008

pangsai

1) A piece of defecation through a chinese man's anus
2) A crude chinese man's curse when something unfortunate happens to him.

1) Oh man, that chinese man with the warts on his face just left that pangsai at the corner of the lift.

1) Chinese Man: "That Indian dude smells just like pangsai!"

2) Man: "Pangsai! That was the strangest vaginal flatulence I've ever had!"

by dangermanlol April 13, 2009

pank

shorthand for getting "spanked", as in losing by a landslide.

(after losing 27-0 in Madden)
Camz: I got pank last night lol
McGuire: no doubt

by MatMcG617 February 11, 2008

pank it up

sex, hanky panky

Girl 1: Oh boyy, check out the muscles on that guy...
Girl 2: Oh yeah, I'd pank it up with him all night!

Guy 1: Hey girl, you wanna come back to mine and pank it up?

by raytaytay April 6, 2009