Happy Panda

A happy panda is someone who is just in a good mood.It describes a happy person.

person1:How are you?
person2:Im a Happy Panda im going out with Zack now

by i<3youz December 25, 2010

Panda Status

Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.

must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.

called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.

black...white...PANDA

Hey whats up, did I see you last night during Siena Fest? I don't remember, I was Panda Status.

by MrMayo April 26, 2009

The Peaking Panda

a dooty sexual act, when a female human spreads here vagina just wide enough for a male to squat down and poop in her beaver. i.e. as to fill an ice cream cone with ice cream. and then to use that poop as lube to bang her with.

The local lube store was closed late one tuesday evening so I decided to drop the peaking panda in my girlfriend, and she said "What, get that shit out of my vagina Greg."

by chefgotto January 26, 2011

Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

by laVidaloca March 8, 2009

crafty panda

a loud and blonde girl who is also nuts as fuck.

I met a sorority girl who seemed nice, but she was actually a crafty panda

by babybbbb963 July 25, 2011

tranz panda

Tranz Panda is a very important creature to this world it is not a he or a she it’s gender is Tranz Panda! Yes it’s a tranny! But a Tranz Panda was once a woman but disided to become something else somthing greater! Tranz Panda is the greatest thing to live!

“Look at that new kid in class there very special because it’s Tranz Panda”

“Don’t get mad at the Tranz Panda, Tranz Panda is just only Cunffuzled”

Steve: “That Girl is amazing”
Sydney: “It’s because it’s not a she”
Steve: “wait what”
Sydney: “Thats Tranz Panda”
Steve: “I love Tranz Panda even more”

by Tranz Panda M. May 22, 2018

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008