Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

Palm D

A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.

Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”

Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”

by mysmoothj January 26, 2021

Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016

Palm Party

To throw caution to the wind, to live for the moment and ignore established safety guidelines, to act selfishly and with total disregard for all others

Wow, look at all those people ignoring social distancing rules - it's a real Palm Party!

by PhilMcAvity June 28, 2020

Palm Popper

Someone who is a wizard of popping that palm. ie. making that palm pop. Popping that palm requires a clapping motion that produces a pop noise on impact. Learned in tight circles and is secret knowledge.

Some would say that palm popping is a lost art. I know that isn't true. Just the other day i saw a palm popper popping his palm like nobody's business. Pop palms everyday!

by All Corn Diet March 27, 2023