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Paint Brush suprise

When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.
Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer
by Kyle J. Davis January 7, 2008
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paint your picture

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?
by Thick master July 11, 2014
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To make a wet fart, leaving a visible poop stain on one's clothes
I can paint with all the colors of the wind if I've eaten enough Taco Bell.
by Bahmo May 26, 2019
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paint the fence

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people
by sallyskellington June 22, 2005
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paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
by frank valente August 5, 2006
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Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.
by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007
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paint mixing

Complicating a simple black and white situation. Such as taking black and white paint and mixing it to form gray. Commonly utilized by liberals as a foundation for their side of an arguement resulting in fuzzy logic.
I found myself confused after talking to a liberal. He assured me illegal immigrants were not criminals through the use of paint mixing.
by David Foster December 13, 2006
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