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finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.
John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.
by newcastel high June 28, 2007
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ass poof

A puff of hair located inside the ass crack, which usually sticks out a bit. Also known as an ass fro.
As she bent over, I caught a glimpse of her ass poof.

I had to shave her ass poof before we could have anal sex.
by Drahkos September 3, 2010
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poofy poof

A large hair wave, set atop of the head.
That girls poofy poof is higher thn the ceiling.
by Hair lovers October 30, 2007
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The Poof The Poof

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?
David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.
by DPAAN April 13, 2010
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googin poof

(Goo gin poof)

verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness

2) State of confusion

3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds

Noun: A overly happy person

can have prefexes such as:

-en as in Googin poofen

-ed as in googin poofed

-ing googin poofing
Verb 1:

I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.

I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.

verb 2:

I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.

Verb 3:

The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.

Noun:

I am so googin poof i might sing!
by theothermaninthebox January 22, 2011
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Ya Fucken Poof

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification
Oi ya fucken poof stop being such a gay cunt
by Dareen123 September 15, 2018
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Periwinkle Poof

This is the official name of Periwinkle that is queer. That is, it bats for the opposite team (is gay).
oi ford n mitchell check that Periwinkle Poof out!
by Perrywinkle February 21, 2005
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