Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you

Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over

by Some jackaboi fan April 11, 2020

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platypusplug

An absolute demolition of the anus via the use of a heated metal rod with a broad bill on it.

Jenna took the PlatypusPlug last night and didn’t even scream

by T. Man June 11, 2020

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platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

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When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures.

Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.

by SickCantt February 17, 2022

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