Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

platinumware

a PlayStation 4/5 game, specifically designed to be cheap, and as easy as possible, to grant the user easy Platinum Trophies.

- Dude have you seen "Pig Escape 2" on the ps5?
- Yeah, i heard it's absolute platinumware

by Provilince August 17, 2025

Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

gay platinum

When a gay fella has never slept with a lady

Damn, Steve is a gay platinum. He's never slept with a woman.

by Platinum Steve February 17, 2018

Star Platinum

Punchy Boi

dude, have you seen Star Platinum in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's such a punchy boi.
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!

by RobotGamer08 September 6, 2020