bush pilot

A pussy-eater.

Billy told his mom he wanted to be a bush pilot when he grew up, and she slapped him silly.

by horatio April 25, 2003

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

Mississippi River Pilot

An exotic handjob that requires the girl to grab the shaft of the dick and act like she's steer a boat.

Yo Sarah gave me the best Mississippi River Pilot I've ever had last night.

by TugboatTommy March 27, 2015

Palm Pilot

A time when a male hits puberty

I was paml pilotin last night and my mom walked in on me

by Mack Daddy April 23, 2003

poo pilot

Too pilot your way through other peoples poo, similar to a bum raider

Tim you are a poo pilot

by Kieran Kelly July 20, 2006

Airline Pilot

An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.

Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.

by Baby Momma Whey Da Check October 25, 2006

cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007