Horse Paste

The material resulting from grinding up a live horse and sticking it into a tube

I just drank a whole tube of yummy horse paste, it tasted like animal cruelty

by DogPaste April 28, 2020

Cunt and Paste

When you cut and paste something from a site and pretend it was your own. A form of Plagiarism where the wrong doer is the cunt.

Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.

Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website

Dude, Touche you got me cuntox

by bennycnz August 23, 2011

Shit paste

Gives a positive review on an item/s. Can be used instead of cool/reem/amazing/good.

This paté is shit paste.

That guy is shit paste.

by Bobda builder December 9, 2013

Booty paste

The mixture of seamen and analysis fluids that occurs during anal

After mounting her I ate the booty paste

by Donny dookie June 14, 2016

Rebekah Paste

Rebekah Paste is the baddest bish you'll ever meet. She May be pale and white but she'll steal your man so quick with her bucket and forehead fetish.

" Did you see Rebekah Paste just steal Vroom Vroom away from Linda."

"Yeah she's such a Lisili Malum"

by Unsteady Hatter July 2, 2018

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

Shife Paste

A sorry weak skinny boy that is milky in color.

Dang mug, you’re a shife paste. I’m surrounded by shife pastes. That shife paste caint lift that 2x4. I bet that shife paste takes it in the butt.

by Ki Caw January 13, 2022