An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."
"Parade trumps Jew."
by ParadeTrumpsJew June 22, 2009
Get the Parade Trumps Jewmug. When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
Get the pee on my parademug. Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
by Jules88 January 8, 2012
Get the straight pride parademug. "My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"
"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
by kbw October 14, 2008
Get the join the black parademug. A tumblr RP group that originated in April of 2011, consisting of eliandtheblackparade, theclare, theadamt, etc.
by Goldsworthy August 29, 2011
Get the The Black Parademug. n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.
Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.
by Macbeezy April 26, 2011
Get the Venezuelan heat parademug. Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.
"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"
by ThePhatDicks June 17, 2009
Get the fat dick parademug.