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Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
by eddie would go June 21, 2025
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Occuboinkal

The state of preoccupied overwhelm resulting from a steady stream of blows coming in the form of bonkers (or crazy) situations, people or emotions.
“Dealing with my mother-in-law, my husband and my boss’s nonsense all at once is occuboinkal.”

“The occuboinkalness of ICE raids, trying to pay for groceries, while fighting with my job over working remotely, and being at war with Iran, is exhausting.”
by Wildlyovertherain July 10, 2025
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Occuboinkal

Noun: an overpowered yet complicated to do boss speedrun strategy that often involves boundry clipping/bypass and/or hitbox manipulation to skip the boss fight entirely. This often includes very precise movements and setups.

Originates from the nickname of the *very hard* and rarely known strategy to skip the wheatley boss fight in portal 2
The tiger shark is a very hard boss but there is an occuboinkal strategy to bypass it entirely
by ErPhox05 July 28, 2025
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ocursedballs

a nolife human being born in a word of wonders turned to a world of hate. From birth he chose to be an incel, with a personality built from unfunny racist jokes he has 2 friends, 1 of which being his right hand and the second being the chair in the corner of a hotel room.
ocursedballs is a cuck
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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ocursedballs

born in a world of wonder turned to a world of hate by one human being. ocursedballs. a personality built of unfunny racist jokes. ocursedballs has only 2 friends, first being his right hand and second the chair in the corner of a hotel room.
ocursedballs is a cuck
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 1, 2011
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Atheist Occultism

Atheist occultism, also occult atheism, atheist esotericism and esoteric atheism, is a term used to describe occultists and esoterics, mainly on social media, that support atheism, mainly new atheism and atheist fanticism, scientism (scientific fanaticism), positivism and paranormal debunkerism, such as clap to atheists when they are called as charlatans, delusionals, mentally ill and so on. Atheist occultism is really common on social media and it also self-proclaim itself as "serious occultism" and also opposes technodeism, scientific deism, soulism, occultistocracy, esoterocracy, divinialism, extraphysicism and anything related to them or similar to them.
"Atheist occultism is just like how the institutional left worldwide actually are, atheist occultists cannot see the contradiction they do in supporting atheists who are against them and even ignore all other critics to atheists and so on."

"Of course atheists and occultists/esoterics can coexist and help each other, but the relation between new atheists and atheist occultists/esoterics are just toxic and harmful such as the relation of institutional right and institutional left. Both are working together to destroy other atheists and occultists/esoterics, and it shall be countered while there's time."
by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021
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