Honoreism

A life altering alfiction causing the sufferer to be unable to resist tasting any liquid. Curiosity for liquids. Both flavoured beverages and bodily fluids intrigue the sufferer. Has been know to lead to serious dental infections and decay. Semen analysis via the oral route in extreme cases.

Oh shit mate, that guy is going through a tough time with his Honoreism.

by Jeff black son June 26, 2023

Honorable End

The technique of plunging a longsword into your own chest. It is currently the only known way of committing based suicide.

- "Have you heard? Using a level 100 Honorable End grants you permanent immortality!"

- "Really? I'll give it a try."

by NotRestless October 31, 2022

There's no honor among Thebes

What detractors say to discredit the ancient Egyptians. In reality, the citizens of that area were little different statistically from folks elsewhere in the world at the time... there were the nice ones, and then there were the not-so nice ones.

Anybody who believes that there's no honor among Thebes hasn't read the history books --- it was a typical "mixed bag" of people, just like with civilizations everywhere.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Zero Honor

See "Zero Balls"

Zero honor is also known as zero balls, since they are a failure no honor crashing clan

by smdzh June 21, 2009

honorable cemention

A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

Man of Honor

When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.

My wife doesn’t have any female friends, but her Man of Honor was an amazing guy!

by MetallicGirl September 4, 2023

Turkey's Honor

Have you ever asked yourself what Turkey's think of Thanksgiving? Well I'm here to answer that question. You should not feel guilty about eating them. They're not afraid of death. For a Turkey, dying to us to become a Thanksgiving meal, is the greatest honor of all. They love it! It is a great honor for a Turkey to be chosen on Thanksgiving. They are celebrated with a hero's death and they go out like a national hero. So, you should not feel bad for eating meat on Thanksgiving. Turkey's Honor.

Turkey "Turkey's Honor!"
Human "Turkey's Honor!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 26, 2025