An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life
by sped demon January 27, 2023
Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something
by Bubbleback December 28, 2023
Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 05, 2023
"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."
by Dirty760 July 24, 2021
1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT
3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT
3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
by -unkown March 08, 2014
Thank you sam (stylized thanK You Sam) is a play coined by a swiftie on twitter on the popular Taylor Swift album track about her haters ‘thanK you aIMee’. It means KYS.
Annoying people: I’m not like other girls, I don’t listen to popular artists like Taylor Swift. I listen to super underground, underrated artists like Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes
Normal person: thanK You Sam
Normal person: thanK You Sam
by AlienInPublic May 24, 2024