Nard

A mix of the words "Nerd" and "Tard" used to refer to particularly nerdy idiots.

"Hey I just made a youtube video of Link doing the Harlem Shake in Garry's Mod. Am I a nard?"

by #dot December 9, 2013

nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

Nards

Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.

"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"

by Nard1994 October 26, 2012

Nardan

A general expression used by chavs. They usually say it in a conversation, or at random. In a conversation is usually means no. It is hard to interpret though.

.. ..... ...... "Nardan"

Or "Hey babes, did you see Shameless last night?"

"Nardan"

by Millie93 May 10, 2009

nardsnarffer

Someone who snarffs nards.

Dang, you really snarffed those nards. You are a true nardsnarffer.

by stinkenheimer May 12, 2011

Neard

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.

I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.

by Kahambig May 6, 2015

Nardy

A night party

I wasn't invited to Robert's Nardy, man i'm so upset

by savagegirl8362827 July 18, 2017