hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

Mastercard Nips

When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013

Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Button nips

When a girl's nipples are pushed in slightly giving the appearance of two buttons, often as a result of being overworked or tired, though this can be genetic .

"wow honey, you totally have button nips right now!"

"Shut up, Jason, I fucked your brother"

by Tangothemango October 13, 2020

orange nips

When you're as fat as an orangutan so you're nipples turn orange and shit

Emilee the fat lard was unimpressed with her orange nips

by 😅💋 October 21, 2015