dean newton

Big cock

That guy has a Dean Newton.

by Igotabittheretoo September 11, 2018

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Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game

Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?

by N22rush October 4, 2018

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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.

Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things

by Happylama25 July 10, 2019

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The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.

Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton

by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019

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Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.

Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words

by Love you cuz February 25, 2019

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Joshua Newton

That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.

I can't believe he just gave us extra homework! He is such a Joshua Newton

by RogueG June 20, 2019

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