Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.

"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"

by Thug Roy February 8, 2022

muon

Used to describe someone who is shit. From the aristocrats.

You're the muon, you cunt!

by Jamie Cassamaty December 23, 2007

mutandine

Italian for little underwear. Usually refers to items which are scanty, a bra which doesn't cover much, panties which are barely there.

As she undressed I noticed her mutandine. She wore a bra which barely covered her nipples, and french-cut briefs with a waist so low that she had to shave her pubes.

by Roland December 9, 2003

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009

Retard mutant emo thing

When theres a person that is a mix in betweem scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

by Zetsubou Walker February 9, 2009

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008