nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

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Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

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Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

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mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

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packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

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Mustard Lamborghini

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.

(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."

by Zom13 July 24, 2016

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