the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

Muskel

Muscles with fat covering it on the outside; flabby muscles.

After a year of binging, Pete's no longer had those defining muscles in his arms but muskels instead.

by kchong December 10, 2009

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

ute muster

An Australian phenomenon that occurs in rural areas. All the local hillbillies gather to this event to show of their ute, drink Bundy Rum, listen to Lee Kernaghan and pick up bushpigs. These eyesore vehicles are a fruitless attempt by the owner to convert their ute to resemble a fully fledged truck. This usually includes a Commodore, Falcon, Hilux etc decked out with CAT mudflaps, spotlights, countless R.M Williams and Bundy stickers, a bullbar half the weight of the car itself, a plethora of aerials (less than half of which perform a function) apart from making these hideous vehicles resemble Sputnik on wheels and are completed with a girlfriend who looks like a a German weightlifter in the passenger side and maybe a blue heeler or Kelpie in the back tray. The latter being the more attractive of the two. Akubra wearing tools and ugly girls make up the majority of the people who attend these events.

Guy 1: "Damn must be a ute muster going on, there's ugly bitches and Akubras everywhere"
Guy 2: "Wanna go?"
Guy 1: "Fuck off idiot"

by PissDrinkingClub March 24, 2009

Musser

A sexy beast

Damn, did you see that musser by the pool?

by Admiral Dicksmack April 1, 2009

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018

Muser

Someone who makes lip syncing videos on music.ly

I am a muser and a youtuber

by Honeybea June 17, 2016