The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.

You muser fucker!

by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018

MoSex

MoSex = Morning Sex
Wake up, realize there's someone next to you, and have some sex. Always nice because a) you can see your partner, b) you're not trashed (see whiskey dick) and c) to waste the opportunity of morning sex is a crime against humanity.

So I banged her twice last night, then we PTFO. Upon waking upon with morning wood, we started making out which led to some awesome MoSex. She won't forget that.

by caust1c December 2, 2010

mcsexual

one that is sexual for mcdonalds

Guy ; so what is your sexuality?

Girl ; im mcsexual.. :)

Guy ; what is that??

Girl ; sexually aroused for mcdonalds

by John Seena December 1, 2015

misexual

to love one's self.
can not be straight, gay or bisexual.

Liz Woofter is a misexual.

by ALlocomotion2 May 21, 2009

museum piece

something old fashion or out of date

That TV is a total museum piece.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2008

masexual

A person who is attracted to your mom, and only your mom. I fact they probably had sex with your mom last night

I fucked your mom and I liked it, therefore I am masexual

by CJosuke June 4, 2021