jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 4, 2005

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Gas Muncher

A man or women that eats out a girls cooter while driving. The word got its name because while she steers you munch her cooter and gas.

Sarah :How was the ride home with Jeffery last night?

Jane: it was great , he was such a gas Muncher, he sucked my cooter like a squirrel sucking on some alligator titties.

by Pitteddaddy February 18, 2017

Mushette

A lady mush! Female version of a mush.

That's a tasty mushette their mush! Does she have a nice fanny?

by Mr MUSHER! May 10, 2011

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

lip lock on the love muscle

Fellatio. Oral sex on the male member

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members

by Hojoh October 30, 2006