porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

by Shlop November 18, 2014

splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).

Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.

by The SunMan November 22, 2011

Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

by mella rouge July 27, 2008

Muffin Mingle

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

by Jputh November 29, 2009

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009