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quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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van meter

The school who cheats in every Iowa highschool sport.
Guy #1 - “Wow bro Van Meter beat Madrid by 50”
Guy #2 - “Yeah they probably cheated, those waukee rejects
by YourMom524 December 19, 2018
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At the credit union, the meetergreeter shepherded me over to the investments officer to open my IRA.
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I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.
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some people believe in rebirthing. Actually they believe in metempsychosis.
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meteorite men

A show that makes whale wars look like never before seen color footage of WW2. By far the most boring show ever
Hey guys if I dont slit my wrist today lets watch meteorite men; that should be enough to push me off the edge.
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That hot guitarist is mete.
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