mountain bitch

Big Boned Neanderthal Troll like Woman

Wow! That’s a big ol mountain bitch!

by Shreddyhair February 1, 2023

vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

mountain nigger

Insult towards a montenegin (person from Montenegro), implying they are poor nigger-skinned lazy mountain dwellers which most are.

Look at that ugly mountain nigger riding the donkey up the mountains.

by Thomas April 22, 2005

mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.

After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.

by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022

Douche Mountain

A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."

That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.

by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011

milk mountains

slang word for breasts

That girl over there has enormous milk mountains.

by MaryinAustin8 October 20, 2008