mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003

Mother Nature

A term used to personify nature. Using the term "Mother Nature" doesn't necessarily mean you don't believe in God, it is simply a slang term for referring to nature.

Mother Nature is so intelligent in it's design - plants purify our air, trees shade us from damaging UV rays, and grass keeps our coast lines from eroding.

by mothernature4321 May 30, 2017

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

by Shaun August 21, 2003

Mother Bitch

Exclamation used to express frustration. Similar to Mother Fucker or Shit

Mother Bitch! I forgot my keys!

by Christi R. December 28, 2005

Mother

I wish mine loved me

I wish I had a mother like yours

by Where Is My Air Guitar March 30, 2020

Mother Earth

1. The personification of Nature; The giver and sustainer of life. Perhaps the most ancient of all goddesses, worshiped back in prehistorical times.

2. Our home world, planet Earth.

1. In Greek mythology, Gaia is Mother Earth.

2. We had best take care of Mother Earth.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010