Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.

Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.

by A mystery shrouded enigma June 30, 2021