Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.

by hotty1342 June 23, 2008

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miquid

The menstral blood from a murse.

"The good news is, she ain't pregnant."

"You crazy bitch, you left miquid all over my sheets!"

by This Guy July 5, 2004

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Mcquickie

Taking a girl on a date to a fastfood restaurant and having sex in the car after.

I took Susie out for a big mac and got a Mcquickie in the car on the way home.

by PaddyDaddy1 January 20, 2011

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Miqui

A guy that cums too quick

Jessica: So did you end up sleeping with the guy from the bar last night?
Diane: Yeah but he was a total Miqui. He was done before I ever got started. I had to masterbate in the bathroom

by THAT Bitch January 31, 2014

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Mosquito Bite

When a girl is on her period, and she is with a guy and they are about to have some sex, the guy pulls the tampon out of her vagina. He then proceeds to drink it up. Then they have sex.

Isiah: Yo whats up hommie?
Brent: Nothing much man!
Isiah: How did things go last night with that chick?
Brent: Great! I gave her a mosquito bite. It was awesome!
Isiah: Ahh! dude! always wondered how that would taste.
Brent: Yeah, it was.... disgusting! Blood was every where man!!! Don't ever do it! ever! well i mean the mosquito bite, you can do the sex though afterwards. yeah thats nice
Isiah: Great see ya. (leaves)

by noobsboobs April 4, 2009

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