Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

mole slave

a man and or women who is honorably addicted to smoking mole bowls; a mixture of pot and tobacco smoked out a water pipe.

"dales been smoking pot and red river tobacco out his bong for 26 years, what a mole slave!"

by slave boyy May 17, 2014

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

baby mole

Gentleman's genital area being completely shaved resembling a baby mole

Harry felt fresh for his night out on the town with his freshly groomed nether regions, in fact he was sporting a baby mole.

by Mr Wasp 81 January 25, 2021

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

mole wacked

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet

HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch

by silent ray February 20, 2008

wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018