wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.

The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!

by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018

noted, moving on

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

by A15kk April 9, 2013

moving at the speed of black

Performing a task without a sense of urgency.

Spent all day at the DMV because their representative, Shaniqua, was moving at the speed of black.

by joejack August 7, 2013

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

mowing the lawn

a slang term for having sex

she's mowing the lawn tonight!

by 4tehLolz. June 7, 2011

mobbing

In guildwars, when doing AB's, noob teams that cannot win with skilled play will group up and just overrun everything with 12 guys making it impossible to break up the group
will from time to time get owned by players smart enough to avoid the mob and cap the points

stop mobbing noobs, CAP!!!

by ZDARKETE THE MIGHTY April 10, 2007