MOANS

Mother Of All Naked Shorts

When the price of stock dumps after pumping, moans for losing money not from pleasure.

$GME price is dropping so much it's the MOANS

by PatientPsy March 30, 2025

moan

somthing I made your mom do last night

damn mike made henry's mom moan like a whore last night

by torxphilips January 19, 2021

Moaning

what i’m doimg rn baby :)

“oooh fuck yes right there baby, i’m so close oh goooood”

Guy: “I got her moaning so loud last night bro"

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.

I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it

by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023

Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.

Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway

by That-wierd-kid-down-the-street June 18, 2021

Moaning

Something teenagers do in 7th grade to think they're funny, but instead it's very annoying.

Annoying 7th grader: *moans*
Sane person: Shut up, moaning isn't funny.

by Kev The Purple Fox. December 1, 2021

Moan Cut

Someone who is speaking and cuts their sentences with a cute loli moan!

Sev: Hey milk i really like your tata- *moans*…Yeah i’ll be right back

Moan Cut

by NymphMilker December 18, 2021