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pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.
"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."
by Ace8904 February 17, 2008
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Amsterdam Mustache

A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.
Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.
by Sandman469s October 31, 2017
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Mistachuck

P1: Mistachuck did a lecture at my skÖl.
P2: Who?
P1: Chuck D
P2: Ohhhhhh.....
by Danny Peterson February 2, 2004
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Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.
Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!
by old school 53 November 22, 2009
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misstache

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"
by hlbndr December 8, 2009
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Mstache

The mustache, for Her.
"Did you catch that black chick rocking the mstache on The Daily Show on Monday?"

"Yeah, it really helped her own the room, but it doesn't hold a candle to sexy counter-revolutionary authority of Frida Kahlo's mstache."
by OwenF May 21, 2012
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Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.
I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.
by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012
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