Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

Fag-miring

When cock-y asshole kids stare at themselves in the mirror, and let their dead brain cells control and hypnotize them like a fucking parasite and keep them from getting their eyes off the mirror.

When a person is Fag-miring at their own god damn self, seriously need to somehow manage to get some help and find a way to, idk, like, digest those dead brain cells, however that could happen.

by SuperiorSteve64 October 12, 2019

Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.

Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.

by Socata January 13, 2008

minding your business

Worrying about anyone but yourself

"Girl did you hear.."

"You need to be minding your business!"

by pettyparms May 11, 2017

minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

mal meninga

to insert two or more fingers into a womans clam.

I gave that slut rebecca a mal meninga.

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

8 Miling Yourself

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.

There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.

Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...

Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...

Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!

by damadalpha January 30, 2009