Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 2, 2018

Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a suburb outside of Corpus Christi that is commonly said to be in annaville. Most of the kids that go to Tuloso Midway are relatively ghetto. Although there are some nice people there, allot of them are Mexican- Americans who think they are Native Americans. They are known for their terrible football team and their auditorium which is pretty good. Many of the students have committed crimes and end up in alt-Ed at some point. Everyone wears Vans, gets into fights, and does drugs. Much to theme resentment of the few good kids of Tuloso.

She’s from Tuloso Midway

by Flour Bluff May 9, 2018

Midwest

A region in the united states that produces the best paintballers and the best athletes the world has ever seen.

dude those midwest ballers are tha best anyone has ever seen

by woohoo13 April 3, 2009

midtown boys

a gang in midtown omaha consisting of, micheal m, andrew f, ben w, james p, daniel p, eddie p, josh m, andrew h, matt s, nick s, and david c.

midtown boys screwwed over your house

by 12 gage August 30, 2004

Midwestern Valley Girl

An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.

I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.

She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...

by GoodSoup March 19, 2021

Chow-mihow

Used to describe a person of "delicious" or "ultra-sexy" appearance.

Yo bro, dat chick is sooo chow-mihow!!!

by hick-dong December 15, 2007