micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country

*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"

by champs_elysees August 22, 2011

micro-livestock

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

MICRO-AGGRESSION

Being a little, useless, cunty, bitch.

Fuck you, micro-aggression

by o0oTheRedPillo0o November 19, 2017

Micro-shit

When one farts but forgot to wipe beforehand, creating a situation where small amounts of fecal particles are expelled, potentially leaving visible evidence. See also: skidmarks

I was getting a blowjob when I accidentally micro-shitted.

by Sgt pussyface November 11, 2017

Microbos

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"

by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010

microdot

LSD or Mescaline in the form of a pill that is usually less than an eighth-inch in diameter.

LSD can come in liquid, gel, paper, or microdot form.

by yon sved November 26, 2003

uber Micro

The Ability To do more than one thing, used in games. originated from the word micro-management. Few people can uber micro Properly. Used in the popular film, Pure Pwnage.

For Example, in A RTS (Real-Time Strategy) Game, the player is able to use uber micro to control many units in the game

by LagSpike July 29, 2008