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broke messy bitch

A bitch who's broke and messy. And sometimes act like they broke.
That broke messy bitch need to stop asking her mother to pay her bills.

Don't let that broke broke bitch in cause she too messy. Broke Messy Bitch!!
by WhyTiaJustStopit November 14, 2022
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CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy)

CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.
I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.
by SweetSyl June 16, 2018
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sessy messy

the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.

trying to make the phrase seem sexier.
by indieryn June 3, 2010
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Get them chickens messy

when you are going to ejaculate all over a female
To bust a nut on a hoe or several hoes
When a female is so turned on by a guy that she creams her panties
Have sex/orgies in which females get dirty, sweaty or nutted on

Literally, to get them chickens messy with bbq sauce during a bbq cook out
Man look at all them hoes!!!
Yeah Im bout to get them back to the crib and get them chickens messy
by Raw Dogg Rodney November 29, 2014
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The Messy George Gallagher

Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.

Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010
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Wet and Messy

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into Wet and Messy stuff?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by DannyDeVolvo October 27, 2010
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wicked messy

im going to this wicked messy club tonight.
iv got this wicked messy new pet!
by Marty Dee March 31, 2009
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