when your life is falling apart so you whip out the eighty dollars you wasted worth of makeup from sephora and your iphone X and take a bomb ass selfie to feel good about yourself.
‘hey (y/n) my ex broke my heart AND my self esteem’
‘just selfie medicate, be a compliment whore because your a FUCKING QUEEN ‘
‘just selfie medicate, be a compliment whore because your a FUCKING QUEEN ‘
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He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.
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