Satan's Margarita

A girl's period, referred to by staunch religious folk who think sex is the devil.

No, don't hit that, Billy. I heard her Satan's Margarita is churning up something fierce this weekend.

by soyboy March 9, 2009

mega father

One who is godlike in status; one who destroys all

I'm kinda loosing too much games, when I picked up tidehunter and spirit breaker I were tranformed from n00b to MEGA FATHER!

by Robo9981 June 23, 2006

Virgin Mega store

An all girls catholic school.

Did you see anything or one you liked in the Virgin Mega Store?

by S.Dixon June 9, 2005

megabitch

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."

Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.

by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009

Mega nut

to ejaculate with the force of a shotgun

OH FUCK NIGGGAAAA HE MEGA NUT HER HEAD OFF.

by Papa gnoogi February 5, 2018

Mega Virgin

A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex

Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.

by EjectGooseEject November 9, 2010

mega

a word that can be used in any and all situations. can be used to express any and all emotions.

oof, your dog died? mega.
we got first place? mega.
there's an exam tomorrow? mega.
we droppin tilted towers? mega.
you still own a fidget spinner? mega.
you play the kazoo? mega.
your girlfriend is a plastic rat? mega.

by megawhip December 4, 2018