mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator July 11, 2015

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017

Mason Davis

Fucking country retard

Have y’all seen that Mason Davis he’s a fucking country retard

by Retard2119 June 6, 2018