Malcolocity

An epic minecraft youtuber on the jailbreak smp

I am Malcolocity

by Malcolocity June 18, 2022

Mancold

Something a wife could never understand

“Honeybear, I cannot press my lips to yours because if I catch the mancold I will be useless to you.”Josh did indeed love Aubrey the most so had to practice this during her Covid duration.

by lovelifelivelife August 14, 2022

Malcolm

A stupid guy whos got an obsession of girls, loves to suck. Idiot, stupid, non attractive, diablocial. has a Xenotransplantation.
And stupid and he loves Riko.

Malcolm, a weird kid

by TxRank August 15, 2022

malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle

Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr

by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022

Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"

Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Mycole

the love of my life. a person who saved me from bad decisions.

she's my "Mycole"

by bigcockra930 September 15, 2022

Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow

Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/

by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022