Madison Central High School

a.k.a. "The Jungle"; located in scenic Madison, Mississippi, offers public school education at its finest. Led by disillusioned administrators with a fear of defeat, Madison Central can offer the kind of win or drop-out atmostphere that any true competitor looks for on his way to community college. Insubordination is not tolerated in "The Jungle," and Madison Central offers a number of wonderful In-School and After-school detention programs for any unruly "Jaguars."

Recently all Madison Central High School students were assigned ID numbers.

The Varsity athletes were allowed to have their numbers tattooed on the arm of their choosing, so as not to interfere with any intravenus steroid use.

by Faithful Follower December 24, 2008

matisyahu

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

by C_Dub January 7, 2006

Madison

A person who is extremely nice, and beautifal. This girl is has Good sarcasim and she is very funny. If you have the name Madison- you must be very sexy, talented, funny, nice, and caring for others. Madison's usally have blonde hair and blue eyes. And are usally tall. Madisons will usally do anything for their team/friends. If you have a girlfriend with the name madison you are very lucky to have her. And never let go of her. And she will love you. Never cheat on a madison. She will get her revenge on you quickly. Most madisons are sporty and athletic. Most madisons have the nickname of anyof these
-maddy
-maddie
-maddi
-madi

-mady
-mad
Or
-adi

Guy 1:Hey i heard Madison is sing
Guy2:yea i wish i could go out with Madison shes really hot and funny.
Guy1: TO DAMMMN BAD SHE MY GIRLFRIEND NOW SUCKA!!!!

by Thesuperawesome2799 August 7, 2011

Magistrate

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Madison

A simply nice , beautiful on the outside but if you get to know her she is still nice and beautiful BUT if you get to she will still be like that but if someone hurts her bestfriend she will go and confront them

Someone hurt Madison's bestfriend and he is in there homeroom. She went and tackled him.

by elizabeth Madison May 14, 2015

Madison

Madison is originally a Masculine name as it means "son of Maude" but it is commonly given to girls. Madison's comes in a lot of different shapes and colours, the usual female look is Brown or Blonde mid-to-long hair and Blue eyes. I can tell you that as a boy named Madison, it isn't easy finding a accurate description of my looks. Me myself have naturally a lot of colours in my hair and a pair of greyish green eyes. Madison's are often very noticeable as they like to stand out. They are usually very funny, wierd in a way and pretty intelligent.

Ey they're so funny, they must be a Madison.

Wow, you're so smart! Oh your name is Madison? Heh, then i should've guessed! ;)

by Brophaner April 2, 2017

Madison

Madison is definitely someone you’ll want to meet! She had dirty blonde hair with stunning blue eyes. She tries to be funny and crack a joke but doesn’t always make sense or is funny. She always tries to be the best she can in her preferable sport ~ usually something with swimming but more fun (like synchronized swimming). Madison is quite good looking and is reasonably thin (don’t feel bad though cause guys like some curves 😏😏) she usually wears her hair in a side parting or in a ponytail. She also loves to eat food, she tries to eat healthy but her stomach gets the better of her. Madison has mixed gendered friends - boys and girls. Madison likes the color blue and will be a perfect girlfriend although no one usually gives her a chance. She is very stubborn at times but she almost always has a good reason, she likes to speak her mind. Madison loves her friends dearly and will try her hardest to never hurt them.
If you have a Madison, give her a chance.. she might end up very wealthy

Guy1: yo that Madison girl is so stubborn

Guy2: oh cmon man give her a chance
Guy3: well she’s quite funny

*GIVE HER A CHANCE!*

Madison all in all is loving and caring but hides it underneath her wall of self pity.

by mygrandpajustdied October 15, 2018