Matias, ITS HARD

For whenever you don't know what to say in a discord vc, so you yell this out

VC: quiet
You: Guess what
Friend 1: What
You: MATIAS, ITS HARD

by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022

Matjaunga

To not go with someone and you can use it as a backup.

mei matjaunga

by Z3R0_abgd December 22, 2022

Mateja

Mateja is one of the more unique names found in the magical land of Balkan. Often a sadist at heart, he really means no harm and is a caring person. That is until you cross him, then better prepare yours life insurance payment. This mighty fellow wields intellectual power as his main weapon for surviving guerilla lifestyle of Balkan's society jungle. Introverted fellow is hella kinky and has a libido that can rival racing horses on steroids. His main dish are sweet married or divorced cougars that lone for a real touch of love. Tho a lad is rather picky as he only gets interests in female doctors with attributes right on point.

Veljko : Where is Mateja?
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....

Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....

by Takumi à la Serb January 10, 2023

Marija Šerifović

A famous female singer from Serbia.Has became very popular for her meaningful songs.Won the eurovision for Serbia once with her "Molitva" song.Also famous for her "manly" personality.

Marija Šerifović has the best music!

by 💗 Nayla February 20, 2023

MatiGamin

When an individual called Matias uses the nickname "Mati" in combination with Gaming to create the whole word of MatiGamin. MatiGamins are typically corny.

Friend: Hey! Don't eat all the Barbecue Pringles!

Me: No! I wannabe MatiGamin rn.

by drafty01 March 29, 2023

Marija

The most amazing and sexy girl you’ll ever meet. She is a great friend, her tits are huge and she is always surrounded by a lot of guys who will pay for her to fuck them. Marija gives amazing blowjobs and she is cute as hell, i love you Marija marry me.

Damn who is that hot babe?
Thats Marija.

by glasslover2909 April 3, 2023

matiasalert

A word used to warn a friend when their crush is walking pass them in a school hallway

your friend: "I saw him the other day and..."
You: "MATIASALERT"
your friend: "oh no I hope he didn't hear that"

by imyourjiji July 8, 2023