MatchDotMom

A helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.

Daughter: "Mom!!! Will you stop!! I have to change my number again now cause of these old ass creepers!!"

MatchDotMom: "Sweetie..this one was cute AND employed!! I JUST WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"

by ChristyLeeHughes September 13, 2011

Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

chess match

Any competition in which the stradegy is very important & in which both sides are looking far ahead.

The football game was a real chess match.

by nick_g September 19, 2010

Cup O'Water in the Face Match

A challenge where the loser must endure a humiliating act in which he / she must have a large glass of cold water thrown into his / her face, by the winner, while a crowd of people watch. This act is usually preceded by a sporting event, or a video game (eg. Madden Football).

Brian: "Why did Jay throw that cup of water into Eric's face?"
Steve: "It was a Cup O'Water in the Face Match, and Jay destroyed him!"

by dags25 September 1, 2009

Matching Luggage

When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.

We have matching luggage.

by iknouluvmi April 28, 2010

Inferno match

An Inferno match is an extremely rare type of match-up in the WWE which used to be associated with Kane. The WWE describes it as the sickest of all matches to date because the only way to win is to set your opponent on fire. There have only been three of these matches since it was introduced in 1998 and each one featured kane but he lost each one. The Wrestlers are protected by wearing fire-redartant padding under their costumes. It is rarely contested today because of health concerns

Inferno Matches:
Kane VS Undertaker Unforgiven April 26 1998
Kane VS Undertaker RAW is WAR February 1999
Kane VS Triple H Smackdown September 23 1999

by S-Bladewarrior October 22, 2006