Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

Mazedonien

Mazedonien (nicht zu verwechseln mit der Griechischen Provinz Makedonien und dem antiken Königreich Makedon) ist ein Land im Westbalkan zwischen Griechenland und Serbien. Mazedonien ist bekannt für seinen Reichtum an Kultur und Geschichte, die Gastfreundlichen Bewohnern und seine Schönheit. Viele erfahrende Reisende bezeichnen Mazedonien als ein verstecktes Juwel in Europa.

Ich fahre morgen nach Mazedonien.

by Rabennarbe June 29, 2022

Masked Everplague

Goofy ass hobo, that plays too much valorant and loves minors actually a geek; man grinds anime like it's eating breakfast every morning. Goofy kid.

Oh look it's Masked Everplague again, getting carried by some 12 year old, interesting...

by tenz loves plague August 23, 2022

Masked forces 2: Mystic Demons

Are you ready to explore the underworld and kill hundreds of monsters and demons in the process? Masked Forces 2: Mystic Demons is here to offer you the ultimate, most interesting and fun monster killing experience that you ever had.

In this game you will be able to encounter a wide variety of mystic enemies that you have to eliminate as you reach your goal: demons, dragons, monsters, skeletons and other creatures.

Masked Forces 2: Mystic Demons has a wonderful RPG system that allows you to acquire more gear, level up and kill even more monsters as you see fit.

Do you need more weapons? As you play, you will get to unlock more of them.

Play missions or create your own custom game from different gameplay scenarios.

Masked forces 2: Mystic Demons is the most mohg game in the world!

by Maxfromsamandmax September 17, 2022

Masked

A rare being that travels with his main sidekick Zpond. If you find a masked RUN as if you try to fight it. A Zpond will appear and weird stuff will begin to happen to you. Stay away from them they know to many ways to get you crying

A masked killed my best friend and his sidekick Zpond completely ripped my family into pieces.

by Mexscorpio March 4, 2023

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023