Maneltoe

When a man wears tight pants, and his parts are showing, it is called a maneltoe. (cameltoe for a guy)
Pronounced: man-el-toe

guy1: hey, did you see the size of that guys maneltoe?
guy2: yeah, his pants were way too tight.

by Jr273 February 22, 2009

Manuela

There is simply no way to put Manuela in words. She transcends language itself in a way that describing is akin to describing abstract concepts like beauty and perfection. With the limitations of language taken into account, the best way to explain the significance of Manuela is by learning the name’s origin and meaning. It derives from Hebrew, meaning “one with God”. The origin perfectly encapsulates her true nature and association with the divine. Divine. No better word can so eloquently show her identity. She is directly from God to bless the Earth. Her light shines brighter than the Sun. Where she goes, heads turn, knees buckle, people faint. Her sole presence alters the world providing with warmth.
Naturally, one so divine cannot be flawless as that would upset the balance of the cosmos. Whatever Manuela lacks like seeing, orientation, and digestion are only to compensate with her other powers like gayness, intelligence, and hotness. Her obsession with tiktok and her chaotic silly goose mood make her one of the funniest persons on the planet. Manuela is Doja Cat’s muse among thousands of other artists who have tried to capture girlbossness, hotness, and beauty in song. Her extensive intelligence allows her to know all anime facts and is able to correct any incorrect opinion.
There’s nothing to say except that

-this does Manuela very little justice, nothing could be enough
-you either have the luck to *be* Manuela, the blessing to *meet* Manuela, or live a sad life.

Ana: MANUELA É UMA GATINHA GOSTOSA
Jorge: SIM, A GATINHA MAIS GOSTOSA DO MUNDO

Jorge: its so unfair Manuela will never relate to Olivia Rodrigo’s lyric “But maybe I’m just not as interesting As the girls you had before”
Poopy asssss

by Poopyass17 November 24, 2021

Lson Mandella

A blunt, rolled or unrolled.

Ex. 1.) let's smoke an lson mandella.

Ex. 2.) yo son, should i grab an lson mandella on my way over?

by Ccook028 January 25, 2010

Reverse mandela effect

When everyone around you know, and remember something you have no knowledge/recollection of.

Friend 1: Damn, did you hear that Prince died?

Friend 2: What? Are you serious?!

You: Wait, who's Prince?

Friend 1: What?! You've never heard of Prince? Everybody knows Prince!

Friend 2: Dude, you're experiencing reverse mandela effect.

by alednaM nosleN November 17, 2019

MANventure

The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.

Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*

by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

Mangels

That person cant help meddling in other peoples business! Just like Mrs Mangels from the eighties in neighbours.

That guy is a real Mangels

by geester May 31, 2016

Mandela Effect

A man made conspiracy theory used by fruity arse niggas that have very awful poor memory but blame it on a parallel universe or similar theories.

Hey Johno Fuck I'm positive I thought "Froot Loops" was spelt "Fruit Loops" it being spelt "Froot Loops" is crazy as fuck cunt - Nah mate you just lost the fucking plot it's always been Froot Loops the Mandela Effect is fake cunt"

by TheOnlyUrbanTruth March 7, 2017