manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017

Manslamming

When you a man is walking in and yeet a bitch into the wall ground or whatever cause Becky’s blocking your way and you got shit to do

Bro I made sure to start walking here early do I could manslam my hore wife

If y’all don’t move I’m about to start manslamming your asses

by Bro life bob October 11, 2018

mansechs

a male who humps other men

Bobby likes to have mansechs.

by Cheeselover4life May 11, 2003

manseckz

Noun: The act of penetrating another man, usually through 'buttsekz'

lmao teh manseckz lolz

by koafish March 31, 2004

mannello

What one may say to another person who cannot masterbate correctly because they have broken thier arm.

hey mannello did you jerk off today?

by Captain Quark April 19, 2009

manoella

a female spanish name given to your masturbating hand.

I have a hot date with Manoella tonight.

by family matters March 27, 2004

Manseenane

the act of seeing a man urinate

you son i cna;t belive i seen manseenane

by cannibal April 30, 2003